Fowl Language

  • Filename: fowl-language.
  • ISBN: 9781449479909
  • Release Date: 2016-03-22
  • Number of pages: 128
  • Author: Brian Gordon
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing



Parenting can be a magical journey full of bliss and wonder . . . if you're on the right meds. For the rest of us, it's another thing altogether. Fowl Language Comics takes an unvarnished look at the tedium and aggravation of parenting, while never forgetting that the reason we put up with those little jerks is that we love them so damn much. By poking fun at the daily struggles parents face, these cartoons help all of us feel less alone in our continual struggle to stay sane. Brian Gordon, creator of Fowl Language Comics, has two small children of his own and knows well the trials and tribulations that go along with raising them. With more than eighteen years of experience in humorous illustration, writing, and cartooning, Brian's visual point of view is memorable, authentic, and instantly recognizable. From Brian: "They say 'write what you know.' Well, I don’t know much, but I do know what it’s like to be the father of two brilliant, beautiful, bat-shit-crazy kids." Launched in July 2013, the relatable humor of Fowl Language broke out on HuffPost Parents, Pop Sugar Moms, Bored Panda, Awkward Family Photos, and countless other humor and parenting blogs. Thanks to more than 200,000 fans on social media, including Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram, it continues to grow in popularity at a rapid pace.

Fowl Language

  • Filename: fowl-language.
  • ISBN: 1449479677
  • Release Date: 2016-03-22
  • Number of pages: 128
  • Author: Brian Gordon
  • Publisher:



The popular parenting webcomic featured on HuffPost, Buzzfeed, and Upworthy is now a book! The perfect gift for baby showers and for those already in the throes of parenting, Fowl Language: I Used To Be Cool and Do Cool Things is here to let you know that you're not alone. Parenting is hard and often gross. Laughing about it helps. If you liked Toddlers Are A**holes, you'll love Fowl Language! Parenting can be a magical journey full of bliss and wonder . . . if you're on the right meds. For the rest of us, it's another thing altogether. Fowl Language Comics takes an unvarnished look at the tedium and aggravation of parenting, while never forgetting that the reason we put up with those little jerks is that we love them so damn much. By poking fun at the daily struggles parents face, these cartoons help all of us feel less alone in our continual struggle to stay sane. Brian Gordon, creator of Fowl Language Comics, has two small children of his own and knows well the trials and tribulations that go along with raising them. With more than eighteen years of experience in humorous illustration, writing, and cartooning, Brian's visual point of view is memorable, authentic, and instantly recognizable. From Brian: "They say 'write what you know.' Well, I don't know much, but I do know what it's like to be the father of two brilliant, beautiful, bat-shit-crazy kids." Launched in July 2014, the relatable humor of Fowl Language broke out on HuffPost Parents, Pop Sugar Moms, Bored Panda, Awkward Family Photos, and countless other humor and parenting blogs. Thanks to more than 200,000 fans on social media, including Facebook, Tumblr, and Instagram, it continues to grow in popularity at a rapid pace.

Fowl Language The Struggle Is Real

  • Filename: fowl-language-the-struggle-is-real.
  • ISBN: 9781449488444
  • Release Date: 2017-10-10
  • Number of pages: 128
  • Author: Brian Gordon
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing



“This Guy’s Comics Hilariously Sum Up the Truth About Being a Parent.” —Buzzfeed He's back, and he's totally got parenting figured out this time. KIDDING. It's another collection of Fowl Language comics, ripped from the headlines of this author's actual friggin' life. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll swear. It's almost exactly like a day of parenting, except without the annoying little people.

Fowler Language

  • Filename: fowler-language.
  • ISBN: 1449486754
  • Release Date: 2017-10-10
  • Number of pages: 128
  • Author: Brian Gordon
  • Publisher:



The Internet sensation, Fowl Language Comics, is back with its second book, Fowler Language, the perfect parenting humor book for anyone who liked Toddlers Are A**holes! "This Guy's Comics Hilariously Sum Up the Truth About Being a Parent." --Buzzfeed Are you a mom or dad? How wonderful and annoying for you! Do you know someone who will soon have a baby? How exciting and terrifying for them! Are your friends parents, too? Of course they are, those poor sons of bitches . . . If you answered yes to any of these questions, then Fowler Language is for you. And if you answered no, then congratulations, and feel free to sleep in this weekend! Thirty percent of the content in Fowler Language is original to the book, and the Fowl Language bonus panels will be included.

Fowl Play

  • Filename: fowl-play.
  • ISBN: 9781452139432
  • Release Date: 2015-08-04
  • Number of pages: 40
  • Author: Travis Nichols
  • Publisher: Chronicle Books



Just what kind of monkey business has befallen Mr. Hound's shop? Luckily, our team of plucky detectives has been chomping at the bit to take on their first case. When Mr. Hound hires them to investigate, they hoof it to his shop. And once they get sleuthing, wild horses couldn't drag them away from the scent of a clue. But is it all just a dog and pony show to distract them from the truth? Idioms are everywhere in this hilarious first case of the Gumshoe Zoo detective agency as they attempt to solve Mr. Hound's mystery. Early readers will love the multi-paneled comic book hybrid feel of this raucous adventure as the detectives manage to keep a straight face, collar some suspects, and solve a mystery, all while avoiding beating a dead—never mind. Plus, this is the fixed format version, which will look almost identical to the print version. Additionally for devices that support audio, this ebook includes a read-along setting.

Fowl Language

  • Filename: fowl-language.
  • ISBN: 0786950110
  • Release Date: 2008
  • Number of pages: 120
  • Author: Debra L. Garfinkle
  • Publisher: Mirrorstone



Older brother Dave Zupinski gives ten-year-old twins Nate and Lisa his magical rubber chicken, a wisecracking bird that grants wishes for supernatural powers, with unexpected results. Teacher's Guide available. Original.

Squawk

  • Filename: squawk.
  • ISBN: 1517105986
  • Release Date: 2015-09-06
  • Number of pages: 38
  • Author: Penelope Merrell
  • Publisher: CreateSpace



An adventuresome chick falls in a hole. She needs the help of the other barnyard fowl to rescue her.

Fowl Weather

  • Filename: fowl-weather.
  • ISBN: 1565127382
  • Release Date: 2007-03-16
  • Number of pages: 306
  • Author: Bob Tarte
  • Publisher: Algonquin Books



In Bob Tarte's home, pandemonium is the order of the day, and animals literally rule the roost—thirty-nine of them at last count. Whether it's the knot-tying African grey parrot, or the overweight cat who's trained Bob to hold her water bowl just above the floor, or the nightmarish duck who challenges him to a shoving match, this menagerie, along with his endlessly optimistic wife, Linda, provides daily lessons on the chaos inherent in our lives. But not until this modern-day Noah's Ark hits stormy weather—and Bob's world spins out of control—does he realize that this exuberant gaggle of animals provides his spiritual anchor. It is their alien presence, their sense of humor, and their impulsive behavior that both drive Bob crazy and paradoxically return him to sanity. With the same sly humor and dead-on character portraits that made Enslaved by Ducks such a rousing success, Tarte proves that life with animals offers a wholly different perspective on the world.

Heart and Brain Body Language

  • Filename: heart-and-brain-body-language.
  • ISBN: 9781449488550
  • Release Date: 2017-10-03
  • Number of pages: 144
  • Author: The Awkward Yeti
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing



Heart and Brain: Body Language continues the adventures of the loveably conflicted sentimental Heart and rational Brain, as well as other bodily inhabitants like Gallbladder, Muscle, and Tongue. Warm-hearted and laugh-out-loud funny, these comics bring our inner struggles to vibrant, humorous life.

Artemis Fowl

  • Filename: artemis-fowl.
  • ISBN: 9781423143154
  • Release Date: 2010-04-29
  • Number of pages:
  • Author: Eoin Colfer
  • Publisher: Disney Electronic Content



Twelve-year-old Artemis is a millionaire, a genius-and above all, a criminal mastermind. But Artemis doesn't know what he's taken on when he kidnaps a fairy, Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon Unit. These aren't the fairies of the bedtime stories-they're dangerous! eBook also includes author video.

Landline

  • Filename: landline.
  • ISBN: 9781466850378
  • Release Date: 2014-07-08
  • Number of pages: 320
  • Author: Rainbow Rowell
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Press



#1 New York Times bestselling author! A New York Times Best Seller! Goodreads Choice Award Winner for Best Fiction of 2014! An Indie Next Pick! From New York Times bestselling author of Eleanor & Park and Fangirl, Rainbow Rowell, comes a hilarious, heart-wrenching take on love, marriage, and magic phones. Georgie McCool knows her marriage is in trouble. That it's been in trouble for a long time. She still loves her husband, Neal, and Neal still loves her, deeply-but that almost seems beside the point now. Maybe that was always beside the point. Two days before they're supposed to visit Neal's family in Omaha for Christmas, Georgie tells Neal that she can't go. She's a TV writer, and something's come up on her show; she has to stay in Los Angeles. She knows that Neal will be upset with her-Neal is always a little upset with Georgie-but she doesn't expect to him to pack up the kids and go without her. When her husband and the kids leave for the airport, Georgie wonders if she's finally done it. If she's ruined everything. That night, Georgie discovers a way to communicate with Neal in the past. It's not time travel, not exactly, but she feels like she's been given an opportunity to fix her marriage before it starts. . . . Is that what she's supposed to do? Or would Georgie and Neal be better off if their marriage never happened?

Feed

  • Filename: feed.
  • ISBN: 9780763662622
  • Release Date: 2012
  • Number of pages: 299
  • Author: M. T. Anderson
  • Publisher: Candlewick Press



In a future where most people have computer implants in their heads to control their environment, a boy meets an unusual girl who is in serious trouble.

The Play of Words

  • Filename: the-play-of-words.
  • ISBN: 1439138966
  • Release Date: 2010-05-11
  • Number of pages: 288
  • Author: Richard Lederer
  • Publisher: Simon and Schuster



Do you know the connection between the expression A HARROWING EXPERIENCE and agriculture, between BY AND LARGE and sailing, between GET YOUR GOAT and horses, or between STEAL YOUR THUNDER and show business? You probably have heard the comparisons HAPPY AS A CLAM, SMART AS A WHIP, PLEASED AS PUNCH, DEAD AS A DOORNAIL - but have you ever wondered why a clam should be happy, a whip smart, punch pleased, and a doornail dead? By playing the fifty games in this book , you'll discover the answers to these questions as well as hundreds of other semantic delights that repose in our marvelous English language.

Lunarbaboon

  • Filename: lunarbaboon.
  • ISBN: 9781449485634
  • Release Date: 2017-04-04
  • Number of pages: 128
  • Author: Christopher Grady
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing



Lunarbaboon shares life's parenting moments from the perspective of a 30-something dad/husband/chaos survivor. Together with the savvy, laid back Mom, wild child Moishe, baby Matilda, and a former Julliard student (their cat), Lunarbaboon must navigate the family and social dynamics of everyday life. Ranging from the hilarious (defeating closet monsters with a “stun” blaster that offers surprising facts about bears, Mars, and cats) to the sweet (the gray scale-to color transition out of depression at the touch of a loved one), this collection explores the bonds within a family and all the characters who bring both order and chaos to life. Lunarbaboon’s perfect meld of crabby humor and moments of impactful honesty give these comics a wide range and distinctive voice that’s both comical and sincere.

The Artemis Fowl Files

  • Filename: the-artemis-fowl-files.
  • ISBN: 9781423132103
  • Release Date: 2010-08-26
  • Number of pages: 208
  • Author: Eoin Colfer
  • Publisher: Disney Electronic Content



The Artemis Fowl Files is comprised of two original stories: "LEPrecon": the story of Fairy Police Captain Holly Short's move from Traffic to Recon following her initiation into the Fairy Police; and "The Seventh Dwarf", featuring Mulch, Butler, and Artemis himself.

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