Diary of a Farting Creeper

  • Filename: diary-of-a-farting-creeper.
  • ISBN: 0692600302
  • Release Date: 2015-12-13
  • Number of pages: 42
  • Author: Wimpy Fart
  • Publisher:



$9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)

Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Book 1

  • Filename: diary-of-a-minecraft-zombie-book-1.
  • ISBN: 1943330603
  • Release Date: 2015-02-02
  • Number of pages: 94
  • Author: Zack Zombie
  • Publisher: Zack Zombie Publishing



In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual 12 year old Minecraft Zombie. Take a peek at what is really going on between the hollow eyes, and dead expression that we normally see when we face the dreaded Zombies of Minecraft.

Mob School Survivor

  • Filename: mob-school-survivor.
  • ISBN: 9781510718234
  • Release Date: 2017-03-07
  • Number of pages: 180
  • Author: Greyson Mann
  • Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.



The launch of an exciting, hilarious new series narrated by an underdog every Minecrafter can relate to. Gerald Creeper Jr. is a self-proclaimed pacifist (which, by the way, has nothing to do with a pacifier), but he finds himself in the war zone when he starts his first year at Mob Middle School. At his new school, every monster in the Overworld is jockeying for power, and the skeletons seem to have it out for him. Armed with a 30-day plan (he can thank his mom’s self-help obsession for that), Gerald makes it his mission to use his brains—instead of his blasts—to survive the school year. It all starts with: Day 1: Come up with a nickname. (Gerald is not gonna cut it.) Day 2: Keep a low profile. (Not easy when your new best friend is a super bouncy slime!) Day 3: Avoid being target practice for skeletons, and somehow get in with super-popular Eddy Enderman. (Easier said than done.) The first book in this laugh-out-loud funny, heavily illustrated, diary format series for Minecrafters follows the most misunderstood hostile mob in the Overworld. It’s not easy being green . . . or explosive!

Minecraft

  • Filename: minecraft.
  • ISBN: 1514755254
  • Release Date: 2015-06-29
  • Number of pages: 52
  • Author: Funny Comics
  • Publisher: CreateSpace



Diary Of A Friendly Minecraft Creeper What happens when a creeper gets tired of creeping and just wants to be a friend? One day a little creeper wakes up and decides to leave the cave in order to explore the wider world. He's friendly to everyone and would really like to make some non creeper friends. However most of the beings he encounters seem to be scared of him. Can the friendly creeper convince those he meets that he means them no harm or will he be forced to become a dangerous creeper like his peers? Read this illustrated story to find out! ACT NOW! Click the orange BUY button at the top of this page! Soon, you will be reading Diary Of A Friendly Minecraft Creeper from the comfort of your own home!

Bubble in the Bathtub

  • Filename: bubble-in-the-bathtub.
  • ISBN: 9781439156070
  • Release Date: 2011-01-04
  • Number of pages: 432
  • Author: Jo Nesbo
  • Publisher: Simon and Schuster



The Fart Powder was such a successful invention that Doctor Proctor, Nilly, and Lisa couldn’t stop there. Next up: a time-travelling bathtub. You just hop in, lather up the Time Soap, and wish for where you’d like to go. Doctor Proctor has plans for this new invention. You see, he lost his true love years ago, when Juliette Margarine married an evil count. The good Doctor has never quite gotten over this, and he's going back to change it. But when things go wrong, it's up to Nilly and Lisa to travel back in time to right all wrongs and reunite the two lovebirds. Nothing is quite so simple in a Jo Nesbo book. Enter a herd of hippos, a scheming assistant, and Time Soap that keeps going awry, sending Nilly and Lisa to the storming of the Bastille! Fortunately, as in every Jo Nesbo book, the Fart Powder solves everything.

Diary of an 8 Bit Warrior Crafting Alliances

  • Filename: diary-of-an-8-bit-warrior-crafting-alliances.
  • ISBN: 1449482287
  • Release Date: 2017-01-17
  • Number of pages: 256
  • Author: Cube Kid
  • Publisher: Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior



Book 3 in the very popular 8-Bit Diary series where Minecraft meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid in this journal of a young Minecraft villager who dares to dream of becoming a Minecraft warrior. THESE ARE THE REAL BOOKS BY CUBE KID! DIARY OF AN 8-BIT WARRIOR: CRAFTING ALLIANCES WAS ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED AS WIMPY VILLAGER KINDLES 9 & 10. Competition stiffens in book three of the 8-Bit Diary series, as Runt's training is intensifying! After the recent mob attacks, the entire village decides to prepare for the next offensive. Fortifying the defenses, tracking down a spy, searching for new alliances . . . But Herobrine isn't having any of it . . . Can Runt increase his efforts to be one of the five best students in school and finally become the warrior of his dreams? With the help of his friends--Breeze, Max, Emerald, and Stump--Runt will face a peril greater than anything he has ever known.

I Am Ozzy

  • Filename: i-am-ozzy.
  • ISBN: 9780748114726
  • Release Date: 2009-10-01
  • Number of pages: 320
  • Author: Ozzy Osbourne
  • Publisher: Hachette UK



Has there ever been a more extraordinary rock-star story than Ozzy Osbourne's? Born into a life so poor that the whole family slept in one room, Ozzy endured a tough upbringing. Music was his salvation and his band Black Sabbath went on to change the music scene forever. But along with the rock and roll came the inevitable sex and drugs and Ozzy fell into a long relationship with addictive substances. The stories of Ozzy's days on the road are legendary - biting the head off a live bat, losing his best friend and writing partner Randy Rhoades in a tragic plane crash - but few know of the real heartbreak he suffered during those days of excess. In the end it was love that saved him: the love of his wife Sharon and kids Kelly, Jack and Aimee. In his highly anticipated autobiography, Ozzy comes clean: in all senses.

Alice and the Fly

  • Filename: alice-and-the-fly.
  • ISBN: 9781444790115
  • Release Date: 2015-01-15
  • Number of pages: 336
  • Author: James Rice
  • Publisher: Hachette UK



This is a book about phobias and obsessions, isolation and dark corners. It's about families, friendships, and carefully preserved secrets. But above everything else it's about love. Finding love - in any of its forms - and nurturing it. Miss Hayes has a new theory. She thinks my condition's caused by some traumatic incident from my past I keep deep-rooted in my mind. As soon as I come clean I'll flood out all these tears and it'll all be ok and I won't be scared of Them anymore. The truth is I can't think of any single traumatic childhood incident to tell her. I mean, there are plenty of bad memories - Herb's death, or the time I bit the hole in my tongue, or Finners Island, out on the boat with Sarah - but none of these are what caused the phobia. I've always had it. It's Them. I'm just scared of Them. It's that simple.

Spelled

  • Filename: spelled.
  • ISBN: 9781492608721
  • Release Date: 2015-06-02
  • Number of pages: 352
  • Author: Betsy Schow
  • Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.



Fairy Tale Survival Rule #32: If you find yourself at the mercy of a wicked witch, sing a romantic ballad and wait for your Prince Charming to save the day. Yeah, no thanks. Dorthea is completely princed out. Sure being the crown princess of Emerald has its perks—like Glenda Original ball gowns and Hans Christian Louboutin heels. But a forced marriage to the not-so-charming prince Kato is so not what Dorthea had in mind for her enchanted future. Talk about unhappily ever after. Trying to fix her prince problem by wishing on a (cursed) star royally backfires, leaving the kingdom in chaos and her parents stuck in some place called "Kansas." Now it's up to Dorthea and her pixed off prince to find the mysterious Wizard of Oz and undo the curse...before it releases the wickedest witch of all and spells The End for the world of Story.

Diary of a Teenage Girl

  • Filename: diary-of-a-teenage-girl.
  • ISBN: 1583940634
  • Release Date: 2002
  • Number of pages: 301
  • Author: Phoebe Gloeckner
  • Publisher: Frog Limited



Fifteen-year-old Minnie Glover struggles to come to terms with her feelings of personal unattractiveness, a narcissistic mother, a string of sleazy stepfathers, and her own budding sexuality. Original.

Diary of an 8 Bit Warrior

  • Filename: diary-of-an-8-bit-warrior.
  • ISBN: 9781449480882
  • Release Date: 2016-05-17
  • Number of pages: 256
  • Author: Cube Kid
  • Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing



THESE ARE THE REAL BOOKS BY CUBE KID! DIARY OF AN 8-BIT WARRIOR WAS ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED AS WIMPY VILLAGER KINDLES 1-4. The first volume of this best-selling unofficial Minecraft adventure series begins with Runt, our 12-year-old hero, about to choose his future vocation at the Minecraftia school. His options are less than thrilling: farmer, crafter, miner. But what this noob really wants is to be a warrior like his hero, Steve. So when he learns that the five best students in school that year will get the chance to start warrior training, it’s ON.

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